Looks promising. Coming Sunday’s this Fall to Fox.
Yes, I will be watching. If you follow Coco on twitter then you’d see why.
The fact that BBC even did this is hilarious. They could’ve said the most outlandish shit and I would still love it. This is a message for all the people that think acting like you’re part of the Jersey Shore cast is cool. FYI, you don’t look cool whatsoever. Also, take off those damn shades in the club. Some of you dudes need style or swag coaching. It worked for Bieber (I guess) and it may work for you bums.
The show follows Cory Gunz journey to Tommy Mottola’s Casablanca Records and Def Jam, and what transpired during those failed record deals. Now with a last shot at making it big, will he make the most out of this Young Money deal? Find out when the series premieres April 28th.
She always annoyed me on the show (yes, I watched), but she’s kinda bad. All in all though, homegirl is a bird like the majority of these NBA baller banging hoes.
While in Austin, TX for SXSW, Yela tells us about his love for skateboarding, his favorite spots to skate, and where he hopes to travel and skate someday.
Interview by Nick Schonberger
Directed by Kellen Dengler
Behind the scenes with one of NYLON’s April cover girls, Vanessa Hudgens.
“There’s Prince, and then there’s the artist formerly known as Tamar.”
Remember when Toni Braxton was uber beautiful? If you don’t, well she was. This show looks like its going to suck the beauty out of her in its first season. Show premieres April 12th on WEtv at 9pm EST.
Kim Kardashian needs to go into hiding after releasing that pile of decaying feces she calls a song. This is the problem with US media, we give the wrong people too much attention or power. Honestly, what talents does Kim Kardashian possess? She looks fucking unbelievable I’ll admit, but I even got bored watching her damn sex tape. If that’s any indication of her personality, which clearly shines through on her reality series, then I’d rather explain colors to the blind. Kim Kardashian is the closest thing we have to human furniture. Oh, and these pics are from the shoot of her video for this shitty song “Jam” (Turn It Up). Now the bitch thinks she’s Nicki Minaj!?
Topper Harley had a lot to say when he phoned into Alex Jones’ radio show yesterday. Careful, this is legendary.
“I think it was Nails that said, and I was really flattered that he got it right, he might be Nails, but I’m bayonets. I’m battle tested bayonets… I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t just perfect and just winning every second, and I’m not just perfect and bi**hing and just delivering the goods at every frickin’ turn. Look what I’m dealing with, man. I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I can’t process it.’ Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show.”
He opens up about the women he’s been living with — his so called “porn family.”
“Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don’t think the term is good enough, but when you’re bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it dude, I’m 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn’t lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I’ll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers.”
Then, talk about his ex-wife Brooke Mueller and the vacation he was taking with her and two other women:
“And I just gotta add this, there was a whole firestorm about Brooke being a part of our crew… Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you’re going to need it. Badly … She’s not there now and we are and I don’t know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn’t make the rules. Oops.”
On his recovery — which he is entirely responsible for himself:
“I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself… It’s the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is ‘Don’t be special, be one of us.’ Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I’m done … you don’t look like you’re having a lot of fun. I’m gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!”
On not being pushed around anymore:
“I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”
And his lovely take on the hard working media, who Alex Jones says alleged that both he and Sheen worked for the Vatican as assassins:
“Guys, it’s right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
Listen to the whole interview here.
It has finally arrived. Almost every wife, ex, soon-to-be ex, in every corner of the entertainment business has a damn show. Enough already! The story with Jim Jones and his girl seems to be the only one worth paying attention to. Somaya Reece got fat as hell after Joe Budden dissed her. Olivia is still irrelevant. I don’t even remember the other forgettable women on the show so there. Ugh…