Posts tagged ‘Jersey Shore’

July 19, 2011

Jersey Shore | Season 4 (Trailer)

They’re back and ready to give Italy a bad name as opposed to Jersey. I hate watching this show but its entertaining like hell, so I have no choice. Damn you MTV!

Premieres August 4th

May 3, 2011

The Situation Gets A Show Now???

So the execs at MTV figured “what the hell! Let’s give it a shot.” If the show involves The Situation getting genital warts from a land-mine disguised as a grenade, then I may watch.


Mike Sorrentino, better known as The Situation, has inked a pact with the cable network for a potential series. Sorrentino is not attached to a specific project at the moment, but a pilot presentation will be filmed later this year for a possible series pickup.

This comes after the cable network greenlit two untitled Jersey Shore spinoff series: one features Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley, while the second is led by Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio. Both shows, expected to bow some time in 2012, center on the trio’s lives away from Jersey Shore.

MTV exec Chris Linn told THR in an interview the same day the pickups were announced, that the spinoffs will not dilute the franchise. “I think it allows us to expand out from the base of Jersey Shore without taking away from what Jersey Shore is. They would continue to be involved in any potential future cycles of Jersey Shore,” Linn reassured at the time.

Jersey Shore is MTV’s top-rated series of all-time; its third season averaged a 7.7 rating in the persons 12-34 demographic, up drastically from the first two seasons.

April 17, 2011

Video: BBC Human Planet | The Douche

The fact that BBC even did this is hilarious. They could’ve said the most outlandish shit and I would still love it. This is a message for all the people that think acting like you’re part of the Jersey Shore cast is cool. FYI, you don’t look cool whatsoever. Also, take off those damn shades in the club. Some of you dudes need style or swag coaching. It worked for Bieber (I guess) and it may work for you bums.

March 24, 2011

Details On Pauly D’s New Show

I hate all the cast members on ‘Jersey Shore’ except Pauly D. Hence the reason I’m not dogging him in this post. Vinny is ok, his eyebrows bother the shit out of me though. I’m not a fan of this whole waxing/arching of the eyebrows. If you have to clean them because you have a unibrow then you get a pass, but some of you dudes take this shit overboard. ANYWAY, here’s what HuffPost provided:

DJ Pauly D has a bright, or at least a busy future ahead of him. Jersey Shore castmember currently books DJ gigs for 50 grand a night, has plans to go to Italy for the next season of Jersey Shore, and has his own spin-off in the works.

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, executive producer of both Jersey Shore and the spin-off, SallyAnn Salsano described Pauly D’s new show: “It’s awesome. You know when you watch a bunch of guys who’ve known each other forever razz on each other? Like in The Hangover? That’s what they’re like all the time.” Castmembers Snooki and JWoww also have a spin-off in the works, though according Salsano it is more “Laverne And Shirley.”

However, not everything is moving at a quick enough pace for Pauly. Ronnie and Sammi’s oft-stalled relationship has proved to much for him to handle. “They need to move on,” he told E Online, “That’s all I’m gonna say!” Salsano seems to agree by implication, claiming “I spent more time with Ronnie crying than I know what to do with and I had to drink enough water so that I didn’t dehydrate.”

March 10, 2011

The Situation Booed!

Who thought Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was funny in the first place? The only funny thing about him is that he’ll soon fade into obscurity.


Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was nearly booed off stage at Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump on Wednesday night.

He failed to draw laughs when he referred to Trump as “Donald Chump.” also reports he insulted the other presenters, calling Marlee Matlin “ugly,” Larry King “old” and Lisa Lampanelli “fat.”

He also told fellow roaster Snoop Dogg that he and the Trump had a lot in common because the millionaire developer owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors had once been property.

Snoop shot back by pretending to mistake the Situation for Snooki. “I’m sorry,” he cracked, “all white people who act black look the same to me.”

At one point, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross had to interject into the act to try to save The Situation, who admitted: “This is my first night doing comedy.”

Sniped Ross, “It’s also your last,” as the audience applauded, reports Los Angeles Times.

Lampanelli told TMZ that The Situation “tanked really bad.”

A Comedy Central exec even suggested to the Times that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, notes USA Today.

Still, The Situation didn’t seem too bent out of shape over his roast blunders.

He called the jokes “a collaboration between me and the writers” and didn’t think the crowd was too hard on him. “No, not at all,” he told the Times. “My whole career people have been hard on me, so, y’know. I stood in the pocket where a lot of people would crumble, a lot of people would walk off stage, but I stood in there. I delivered.

“Maybe if I hadn’t gone on with the sunglasses, there wouldn’t have been such a negative [vibe],” he mused, adding that Snoop advised him to wear the Aviators so that no one could tell he was looking at the teleprompter. “Maybe they thought I was too cool, but that wasn’t the case. I was just wearin’ them ’cause Snoop said to wear ’em.”

The roast airs Tuesday on Comedy Central at 10:30 p.m.

March 3, 2011

Jimmy Fallon Is Winning!

This cologne will probably send your mind on a intense psychedelic trip, while you’re taking a shit.

Jersey Shore skit after the jump.

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February 22, 2011

Deena Before The Jersey Shore

The newest Jersey Shore cast member has something else in common with Snooki than just being a sloppy, STD-infested, drunktard. She used to be skinny, and drank herself into fatness. More pics after the jump.

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February 3, 2011

Still Have To Go Here

The Blind Barber in Alphabet City (NYC) opened a few months ago, but I neglected to go when I had the invite for their opening, can you say fail? Yes, it is a barbershop that charges damn near $30 for a cut, but with that fresh cut you get a free drink. A free drink? A drink?? WTF!? Yes, the Blind Barber has a lounge as well, which is a great feature since people like to drink and they can get a haircut at the same spot. I know local spots in the hood offer the same, but upgrade your “swag” a bit. From what people have told me, the lounge is actually poppin’ during the week. I know they have a weekly event that a lot of people go to on Wednesday nights. Once I go, I’ll give MY review of the place. I’m sure it’ll be fine because I’ve heard nothing but great things. Check out some photos.

T.O. x Sammi | T.O.'s Alzheimer Fundraiser

T.O. x Sammi