Posts tagged ‘Charlie Sheen’

April 13, 2011

The Only Bright Spot Of Charlie Sheen’s Tour


Yes, its Pauly D. The only cast member I can tolerate on the Jersey Shore besides Vinny (he was awesome on RJ Berger). One of Charlie Sheen’s surprise guests was none other than Pauly D, and that didn’t even warm the crowd. After receiving boos and people leaving the show early, would it seem that Charlie Sheen’s popularity has faded? I think so.

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April 3, 2011

Charlie Sheen | My Violent Torpedo of Truth: Review (YIKES!)

Charlie Sheen definitely didn’t have a “winning” moment. After reading this you’ll be even more convinced that he’s way the fuck off his rocker.

Full review after the jump.

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March 24, 2011

Chris Brown Clearly Doesn’t Care

Chris Brown, you have the life my friend, you can slap women, party all night, then repeat the cycle except this time its a window. After all this, what does he do? PARTY! He’s about to become the black Charlie Sheen, let’s just hope he’s already blowing lines off of prostitutes asses, but keeping it under wraps. Party on.

Debauched: Chris Brown parties at Webster Hall last where he partied with a gaggle of semi-naked women

More after the jump

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March 5, 2011

?uestlove x Charlie Sheen: Remix The Clips

I couldn’t turn off autoplay for some reason so the clip is after the jump.

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March 3, 2011

Jimmy Fallon Is Winning!


This cologne will probably send your mind on a intense psychedelic trip, while you’re taking a shit.

Jersey Shore skit after the jump.

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March 2, 2011

So, This Is Bree Olson?

I have never heard of her before in my life until this Charlie Sheen shit went down. So one of his goddesses is a pornstar? Can’t hate, but I wouldn’t call her a damn goddess though. *side eye*

An assload of NSFW pics after the jump.

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February 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s Final Rant

Topper Harley had a lot to say when he phoned into Alex Jones’ radio show yesterday. Careful, this is legendary.

Sheen:

“I think it was Nails that said, and I was really flattered that he got it right, he might be Nails, but I’m bayonets. I’m battle tested bayonets… I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t just perfect and just winning every second, and I’m not just perfect and bi**hing and just delivering the goods at every frickin’ turn. Look what I’m dealing with, man. I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I can’t process it.’ Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show.”

He opens up about the women he’s been living with — his so called “porn family.”

“Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don’t think the term is good enough, but when you’re bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it dude, I’m 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn’t lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I’ll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers.”
Then, talk about his ex-wife Brooke Mueller and the vacation he was taking with her and two other women:

“And I just gotta add this, there was a whole firestorm about Brooke being a part of our crew… Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you’re going to need it. Badly … She’s not there now and we are and I don’t know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn’t make the rules. Oops.”

On his recovery — which he is entirely responsible for himself:

“I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself… It’s the work of sissies. The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is ‘Don’t be special, be one of us.’ Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I’m done … you don’t look like you’re having a lot of fun. I’m gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!”

On not being pushed around anymore:

“I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

And his lovely take on the hard working media, who Alex Jones says alleged that both he and Sheen worked for the Vatican as assassins:

“Guys, it’s right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”

Listen to the whole interview here.